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Checked the chest. Wow! This is a nice chest!
Hey, I’m just a kid, don’t ask me!
Hey! Are you listening?
You got Marin! Is this your big chance?
You got it for free. Are you proud of yourself?
Now, you’ll pay the ultimate price!!
Now you can burn things! Burn, baby burn!
This is not a chest… You knew that? Okay.
YAHOO! I’m fine, and you?!
Do you always look in other people’s drawers?
Humph! Your head is always in the clouds!
Monkey business! Done! Bye bye!

IT’S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
BUY SOMETHIN’ WILL YA!
GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE…
EASTMOST PENNINSULA IS THE SECRET.
LET’S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME.
I BET YOU’D LIKE TO HAVE MORE BOMBS.
DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE.
PAY ME FOR THE DOOR REPAIR CHARGE.

I AM ERROR.
IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE FIRE.
SORRY. I KNOW NOTHING.
YOU SAVED HYRULE AND ARE A REAL HERO!
THANKS A MILLION. PUSH START TO REPLAY
REMEMBER THE MAGIC WORD.
GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON
YOU DESERVE MY HELP. FOLLOW ME.
I FOUND A MIRROR UNDER THE TABLE.

How about a kiss, for luck?…
My boy, this peace is what warriors strive for.
Squadala! We are off!
Gee, it sure is boring around here.
You can make me do the duck walk!

Oh boy! I’m so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!
Great! I can’t wait to bomb some Dodongos!
If you don’t hear from me, send Link.
I’m certain he’s alright.
Luckily I brought my smart sword.

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